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JOBOL
Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.
Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010
jabiless
Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)
jabiless by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013
joblot
Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.
joblot by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008
jobelyn
Jobelyn is a God fearing woman, faithful, a happy go lucky girl, very sweet and hard to find, that name has many gifts and talents. Funniest and sometimes the great pretender. She might look like snobbery but trust me
but her heart is full of love and selfless.
but her heart is full of love and selfless.
jobelyn by Silentwriter🎤 June 7, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"