jobag

Another word for a condom.

"Here love throw that jobag on me, I'm gonna fire it up your hoop tonight."

by AngryCabbage February 26, 2008

jabagaded

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)

Man, school is so jabagaded.

by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009

Jbag

Originated in England a Jbag is a slut, whore, slag or sket.

Tom: hey i saw your GF giving slops to someone in the park yesturday, sorry bro
Rick: Oh my God what a fucking Jbag

by Jack Peters1 May 22, 2019

Jobama

A surreal corruption of joe mama and Obama.

A: I just got off the phone with Joe.
B: Who’s Joe?
A: Jobama

by brimnoyankee June 30, 2020

jabaggle

verb - to steal or take something in secret

“Jordan jabaggled the jibbitz right off of my crocs.”

by yd0rbht1ff1rg August 15, 2022

Jobani

Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.

Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.

by It’s a Random Person May 7, 2019

Aine The Jbag

Aine is the biggest jbag you will meet. She ucks bare man at the park bench and her stupidity will destroy 96% of your brain cells. Her general knowledge consists of her thinking that the two languages in Spain are "spanish and español". As you can see by the statement made previously she is a disgustingly tapped individual.

"Oh look it's Aine The Jbag let me go chat to her still"
"Nah boss she will drag you down to set 8 with her lack of common sense"
"Rah really sn man chat be on them dumb tings stillll"

by NotMattSelvini March 3, 2019