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jabagaded 

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)
Man, school is so jabagaded.
jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009
Related Words
jobag Jobama joebag Joban jobani jobanpreet Joba jabaggle Jobana jobany
Originated in England a Jbag is a slut, whore, slag or sket.
Tom: hey i saw your GF giving slops to someone in the park yesturday, sorry bro
Rick: Oh my God what a fucking Jbag
Jbag by Jack Peters1 May 22, 2019
A surreal corruption of joe mama and Obama.
A: I just got off the phone with Joe.
B: Who’s Joe?
A: Jobama
Jobama by brimnoyankee June 30, 2020

jabaggle 

verb - to steal or take something in secret
Jordan jabaggled the jibbitz right off of my crocs.”
jabaggle by yd0rbht1ff1rg August 15, 2022
Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.
Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.

Aine The Jbag 

Aine is the biggest jbag you will meet. She ucks bare man at the park bench and her stupidity will destroy 96% of your brain cells. Her general knowledge consists of her thinking that the two languages in Spain are "spanish and español". As you can see by the statement made previously she is a disgustingly tapped individual.
"Oh look it's Aine The Jbag let me go chat to her still"
"Nah boss she will drag you down to set 8 with her lack of common sense"
"Rah really sn man chat be on them dumb tings stillll"