Joba
Only the most amazing boyfriend in the world. He smells amazing, has soft lips and hair, and is always there for you. He can also be crazy with you
Joba by terranoidian.werewolf October 8, 2018
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Joba
Joba by Gggggffgfg April 21, 2018
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Jobama • Joban • jobani • jobanpreet • Joba • Jobana • jobany • Jobaphobia • Joba (Jobs) • Joba Rules
Joba the Slut
Joba the Slut by popabigballz November 22, 2011
Joba Rules
A set of guidelines enacted, usually self-imposed by a coach or manager, to protect a dominant player from being worn out through a long season. One example is one day's rest per each inning pitched.
The GM Cashman of the Yankees perhaps enacted the Joba Rules to prevent manager Joe Torre from wearing out relief pitchers, especially rookie Joba Chamberlain.
Joba Rules by Goddamn Yankees January 3, 2009
Joba (Jobs)
Joba also known as Jobs, is a stunning blond girl that is a teacher. She is very secritive but once you get to know her, she will blow your mind, mentally and physically (if you know what I mean). She is cute, loving caring... She's a gamer amd a biker chick. She enjoys speed and will live you unconditionally. Ever dreamed of that naughty teacher fantasy, Joba is the girl.
Joba (Jobs) by BenjiBen10 June 25, 2025
Jobama
Jobama by brimnoyankee June 30, 2020
Jobani
Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.
Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.
Jobani by It’s a Random Person May 7, 2019
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