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A young chap with a massive fucking cock. It’s so big it jiggles around his briefs as he runs after the fortunate 12 year old victims of the punisher. A strong brexitteer who believes white is right 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Gillian: Look at that jnesa

Lisa Long: omg I wish I was that kid he’s running after I would love to hold his wood
jnesa by Themightyhogmuncher November 22, 2021
The most amazing girl I know. Someone who makes me feel like I can do nothing wrong. She can be a little jealous but it is just her way of showing she cares. She's someone so down to earth despite her having a lot of money. She's incredibly sweet and kind.
Why isn't Jesa a saint?
Jesa by Fronz6 July 11, 2011
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jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve
Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool
jesas maria by DarviL August 29, 2020
Jesaja is a handsome Sweet guy and loves it to smoken sum of the green shit.

He is just the beauty in person.

The only Problem is, he won’t ever get a girl because his cock is toooo big for earth
Omg is That your cock or 3liter coke bottle

Jesaja you are so handsome
Jesaja by Sumboycalledben July 15, 2021
one that is awesome.
if ever you meet one, you are blessed.
truly bless.
jesabels only come around once in a lifetime.
so don't miss your shot.
i saw a jesabel the other day and i was in awe.
jesabel by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011
Jenesa's tend to get very excited over little things almost to hysterics. They can connect emotionally with many people and because of their tendency to get excited they will sometimes get very emotionally involved in another persons cause. This can work out to be very good or very bad. They have a heart that means well but they still tend to get into a bit of trouble with their good intentions. Jenesa's make the best friends who are always there to listen and have a good time.

They are also very attractive and have the best hair and smiles. Jenesa's are hot
There is no example because nothing can even come close to comparing to a Jenesa
Jenesa by mattd35 February 3, 2010
A Strong willed woman, with great talent, especially in music, writing, acting, and photography... attractive yet mysterious and completely unpredictable. Unique is an understatement. An extremely smart, nice, funny and good looking woman. Someone that sticks in your head. Great Perseverance, and a bright personality like a star.
Jesalyn your so smart! Thanks for the help on my math.
Jesalyn by Denny10150 September 5, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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