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Oh man you just carved him up
carve by jkane December 21, 2004
"yo bruh saw mackenna the other night... you think she carves?"
"due she TOTALLY carves"
carve by xXBeAsTyeetXx March 10, 2016
what ppl do when can't deal with what's going on around them anymore. an emo's way of dealing with their pain. don't bag it
emo: fuck this, I can't deal. I'm gonna go have a carve.
carve by mlaf-doom July 25, 2008

Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
Carve your pumpkin by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

Carve you open like a turkey 

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey
Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

carve a shark 

When you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.
Dude, after eating that burrito, I have to go carve a shark!!
carve a shark by Smyleegirl13 August 14, 2017
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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