iamthewalrusbitch's definitions

carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

Otoniel

Otoniel is the word for the lint found in one's belly-botton.

There was so much otoniel in that guy's belly-button, it's crazy!!

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

jesabel

one that is awesome.
if ever you meet one, you are blessed.
truly bless.
jesabels only come around once in a lifetime.
so don't miss your shot.

i saw a jesabel the other day and i was in awe.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011