iamthewalrusbitch's definitions

carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

jesabel

one that is awesome.
if ever you meet one, you are blessed.
truly bless.
jesabels only come around once in a lifetime.
so don't miss your shot.

i saw a jesabel the other day and i was in awe.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

Otoniel

Otoniel is the word for the lint found in one's belly-botton.

There was so much otoniel in that guy's belly-button, it's crazy!!

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011