jnelly

The goat

Like greatest of all time

“Hey, is that a jnelly”?

by Albertentiens frontal lobe November 21, 2021

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

gyna jelly

Vaginal mucous

Bart: " Hey, wanna smell my finger? I gots me some gyna jelly".

by Mr.Tissue February 2, 2018

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse

Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly

by LitaDolanstan June 12, 2017

Jellyfish Backbone

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.

My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

by Mr. Harrahs March 5, 2014

Dalad Jelly

It is a special type of jelly utilized in a wide variety of situations.

They generally come in two types:
Healing
and
Dessert

Oh! Man, dude, look! Dalad Jelly! Fuck yeah give a scoop

by DaladJellyMan November 3, 2012

jellymid

JellyMid is an insult name for cringy JellyBean, probably because she's accused as cringe and unfunny, or the YouTubers hate her, etc.

Stilton: who's even JellyBean? did she started the fucking "it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece" trend?
Thomson: yes, and you should call it jellymid, because she's cringe.
Stilton: ok

by hahayes69420 March 9, 2022