n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of jizz into an unsuspecting victim's eye. may be bilateral.

"i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of jizzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man."

jizzunctivitis by x0rz February 8, 2010

Related Words

jizzunk • jizzjunkie • Jizzank • Jizznkle • jizzunctivitis • Jizzuness • Jizzuntighted • Jiz Junkie • jiz junkey • Jizz Bunker

jizzjunkie

A person addicted to Jizz.

You're a Jizzjunkie.

jizzjunkie by Robs April 13, 2004

Jizzuntighted

To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!".

"Yo man, what the fuck is that shit on your floor?"

"Dude, me and my girl were having sex and the bitch jizzuntighted all over my rug!"

Jizzuntighted by OMGitbeJohn May 16, 2009

Jizzank

Jizzank is a ghettofied spinoff of the word jank, meaning junk, trash, or refuse. Not a popular term by far, but not unheard of, 'jizzank' continues to plague the English language to this day.

Bob: "Taht was some mad jizzank."
Reginald: "Fo' shizzle."

Jizzank by U msut October 18, 2004

Jizznkle

An ocular disease causing eye ball wrinkles.

Holy crap! This dude shot a load in my eye and now I have a Jizznkle.

Jizznkle by LambertsWiener August 2, 2021

Jizzuness

Business Association with Jizz

"I just started a Jizzuness"

Jizzuness by _THE BOIS_ January 28, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026