jizzunk

a popped ass, ghetto-booty, or badonkadonk

Oh snap! Check out her jizzunk!

by tjholl April 3, 2010

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jizzunctivitis

n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of jizz into an unsuspecting victim's eye. may be bilateral.

"i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of jizzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man."

by x0rz February 8, 2010

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jizzunk • jizzjunkie • Jizzank • Jizznkle • jizzunctivitis • Jizzuness • Jizzuntighted

jizzjunkie

A person addicted to Jizz.

You're a Jizzjunkie.

by Robs April 13, 2004

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Jizzuntighted

To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!".

"Yo man, what the fuck is that shit on your floor?"

"Dude, me and my girl were having sex and the bitch jizzuntighted all over my rug!"

by OMGitbeJohn May 16, 2009

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Jizzank

Jizzank is a ghettofied spinoff of the word jank, meaning junk, trash, or refuse. Not a popular term by far, but not unheard of, 'jizzank' continues to plague the English language to this day.

Bob: "Taht was some mad jizzank."
Reginald: "Fo' shizzle."

by U msut October 18, 2004

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