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jizzunctivitis

n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of jizz into an unsuspecting victim's eye. may be bilateral.

"i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of jizzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man."

by x0rz February 8, 2010