jizzumist

jizzumist- a person who likes to partake in the sampling and study of mens jizz to the means of becoming a jizzoligist

rod- where is colin tonight???
matt- he is away studying man-goo
rod- christ on a bike i had no idea he is a jizzumist

jizzumist by mattgc November 20, 2006

jizzmaster zero 

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

jizzmaster zero by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

Jizzmaster 

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

Jizzwhistle 

1. A synonym for the penis
2. An insult

1. Last night martha sucked my jizzwhistle.
2. Marc never gave me my DVD back, he's such a jizzwhistle.

Jizzwhistle by badjoke August 17, 2006

Jizzemite 

A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.

Her facial looked like total jizzemite

Jizzemite by RedRum51 January 16, 2010

jizzmaster 

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.

DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!

jizzmaster by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

jizzmeister 

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

jizzmeister by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009