jizztot
An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.
jizztot by chocotrain February 12, 2015
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Jizzlotta
A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.
Jizzlotta by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011
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jizzpot
a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape
jizzpot by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020
jizztory
Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."
Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."
Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"
jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008
Jizztits
When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
Jizztits by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
jizziotherapy
jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
jizziotherapy by C February 24, 2004
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