jizztini 

An alcoholic concoction consisting of gin, vermouth, and jizz served in a martini glass.

Could I buy you a drink, perhaps, a jizztini?

jizztini by WonderBoy314 March 18, 2009

jizztin 

a septicle used for the collection of semen

girl: ewww not in my hair justin...use this jizztin!! <hands justin a glass>

jizztin by Justin Wee March 16, 2008

Jizzinitus 

When a women is giving a man deep oral sex, and he ejaculates and his cum shoots down her windpipe into her lungs. This creates a terrible cough for the woman and may last for days

Damn that girl gives such good head, she got jizzinitus

Jizzinitus by weswan August 18, 2016

Jizzinism 

To jizz upon an object, and or person.

We had a huge jizzinism at the party

Jizzinism by jizznaster42 October 14, 2008

jizztanic

The Titanic of loads. A hypothetical cum which is as large in proportion to the Titanic

Oh yeah, I want a jizztanic right on my face.

jizztanic by CreepyCasey18 December 16, 2008