Jizzstance

Combining the well known words jizz and distance, jizzstance refers to how far one's semen can travel when ejaculating. Men are typically fascinated with their jizzstance and sometimes purposely delay sexual acts for days to establish new personal records.

Dude, I just set a new record for my jizzstance. I waited a whole week and then watched Clueless. I almost hit the TV screen when Stacey Dash made her first appearance.

by Rizznitz May 11, 2013

jizstance

The distance that bodily fluids are shot during an orgasm.

Me: "bro last night i had the best climax ever."
Friend: "why are u talking about this?"
Me: "my jizstance was across the room."

by blueblade408 January 17, 2013

Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019

Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011

jizzstache

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.

Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.

by Minihandss May 2, 2010

Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018