Jizzstash

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz

Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"

by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

Jizzstain Judy

The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.

Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."

Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"

Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."

Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."

Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."

by Pat Clements January 20, 2009

jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

jizstache

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!

by lolicakes February 26, 2011