Rizzonometry

The practice/art of Rizzing, also known as “getting Rizzy”, or simply just talking to women.

“I just slid into Kim Kardashians DMs! Good thing I have a PHD in Rizzonometry!”

“Do you see that goth girl with thunder thighs over there? Quick, get out your Rizzonometry notes!”

“My body count of 38 earned me an A in Rizzonometry! It also got me sent to the streets.”

by Rizzlord Svobozo November 19, 2023

Rizzonometry

A college-level course in Rizz, taken after Rizztory and followed by Quantum Rizzics.

"Since I got my PhD in Rizzonometry, I pull a 10 everywhere I go. Even schools and elderly homes."

"I finally passed Rizzonometry! Time to move on to Quantum Rizzics! Surely I'll end up with a hispanic broad that only has 200 followers on IG"

by Rizzlord Svobozo June 29, 2024

Rizzonometry

A mid-level Course in Rizz, taken after Rizztory and followed by Quantum Rizzics.

"Since getting my PhD in Rizzonometry I pull a 10 everywhere I go! Even schools and elderly homes!"

"I finally passed Rizzonometry, so it's time to take Quantum Rizzics. Once I get through that surely I'll pull a cute hispanic broad with under 500 IG followers!"

"How did you fail Rizzonometry?!? You probably couldn't even bag a furry from a trailer park!"

by Dr. GrooBussy June 29, 2024

jizzonometry

The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry

To master the art of jizzonometry one must” “hit thy bug with thou nut

by Niggstar123 February 1, 2020

Rizzenometry

The teachings of the great Professor Davis, where the students are thought how to be the best rizzers(players).

"Bro I just aced Rizzenometry, I can now rizz up any girl I want!" -Stud

by StudatronWizard May 1, 2023

Jizzonometry

Something that you can't learn in a classroom. You need to learn it on the field, jizz on the field.

You can't teach Jizzonometry Kevin in a classroom! You need to jizz in the field.

Why not?

Since it's military grade jizzing

by TheLudddddde November 10, 2019