jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

Jazzurbation

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.

To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.

by funkyfreshass November 01, 2015