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jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014
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jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

Jazzurbation 

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.
To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.
Jazzurbation by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015

Jazzturbation 

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
Jazzturbation by CraigDC December 19, 2007

jazztabation 

When a jazz musician forgets he is playing to others and goes on a self indulgent jazz solo adventure.
It went on for 30 minutes, pure jazztabation.
jazztabation by Japandrew October 5, 2010

Jasturbation 

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.
Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Jasturbation by npgy February 11, 2020

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!
jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006
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Shakira Law 

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