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jizz can 

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!
example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"
jizz can by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009
Words you can keep

Jizz Canvas 

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.
Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.
Jizz Canvas by Chip Lebowski August 17, 2011

Jizz Canon 

The word Jizz is used to refer to ones sexy spray which is emmited from the end of ones falice (the cum shot shooting out your dong). The word canon here refers to ones falice, penis, nob, dick, cock, dong, pencil, pink flute, weapon of mass destruction (in some cases destraction) and so on, let us not be distracted by theses many words used to refer to ones meat as it where. Henceforth Jizz Canon is a term used to describe the frightfully large male genetalia, of which i myself own, this object is so large that when it emmits its Jizz it fires it with such high pressure through the japs eye, much like a supersoker, that the jizz may actually cause damage to a person or object, the act is viewed as something of a display of male dominance and is also refered to as a sexy explosion.
"Reauri did you hear with your ears how during my sanhurst days i was fast tracked to the rank of brigadier for my impressively immense genitalia, i was then sent to the disagreement in Iraq and my penis was actually used as a canon to blast Iraqi insurgents out of there hiding places, it was called a supersoaker, i tell you i do that this here bell caused the death of Osama Bin Ladin, i stuck him down and your Sergent Wayne King over there dribbled on him apparently it was like napalm"
"Tremendous Sir i have highest gratitude and respect for you and your third leg, i hearby announce that you posses a Jizz Canon"
Jizz Canon by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

jizz cannon 

I used my jizz cannon to cream her biscuit last night.
He is such a jizz cannon.
jizz cannon by Hutch April 23, 2003

jizz canal 

When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.
Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.
jizz canal by smartman265 May 21, 2009

jizz cannon 

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia
Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!
jizz cannon by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003

jizz canon 

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!
(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.
jizz canon by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010
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