dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass March 31, 2009

ass nut butter

it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter

example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"

"really did you shuve it in her ass"

"hell yah" :P

by mr.smarterass April 03, 2009

ass martian

1.a alien that likes ass's
2. a martian thats faceial area looks like a giant fat ass

example: the mars rover pick up many pictures of fucking ass martian s fucking eachother in the ass

by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009

smoking box

smoking box is were u light the inside of a box on fire, and as u close it and the flame smokes up alot, u open it and inhale as much smoke as u can for as long as u can

"dude i hope we are smoking box"
"dude we are!!"
"hurry close the lid before all the smoke leaves!!"

by mr.smarterass November 09, 2009

Cow Plower

When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass.

example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and get over here"


example: "bryan stop being a cow plower,and get you dick out of its ass"

by mr.smarterass April 03, 2009

ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls

example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"

by mr.smarterass April 03, 2009

kids help phone

a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...

Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""

by mr.smarterass April 29, 2009