a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...
Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""
by mr.smarterass April 29, 2009
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