mr.smarterass's definitions

Cow Plower

When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass.

example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and get over here"


example: "bryan stop being a cow plower,and get you dick out of its ass"

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009

ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls

example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009

smart car

this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people

example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"
"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009

dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass March 31, 2009

butthunting

it is when a man goes hunting for ass, this is when you are looking for somthing for the night and you go butthunting and you find some nice ass,then you go after it and try to get it for the night

for women this term is the same lesbians like ass to right well not all so the few that do go out hunting as well for ass which is called butthunting

example: ryan "dude i went butthunting last night"

Nick "really find anything"
ryan "no just fat black ass's"
nick " srry man"

by mr.smarterass May 25, 2009

smoking box

smoking box is were u light the inside of a box on fire, and as u close it and the flame smokes up alot, u open it and inhale as much smoke as u can for as long as u can

"dude i hope we are smoking box"
"dude we are!!"
"hurry close the lid before all the smoke leaves!!"

by mr.smarterass November 9, 2009

ass martian

1.a alien that likes ass's
2. a martian thats faceial area looks like a giant fat ass

example: the mars rover pick up many pictures of fucking ass martian s fucking eachother in the ass

by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009