11 definitions by mr.smarterass

holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

smart car

this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people

example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"
"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"

by mr.smarterass April 2, 2009

ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls

example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"

by mr.smarterass April 2, 2009

Cow Plower

When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass.

example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and get over here"


example: "bryan stop being a cow plower,and get you dick out of its ass"

by mr.smarterass April 2, 2009

ass martian

1.a alien that likes ass's
2. a martian thats faceial area looks like a giant fat ass

example: the mars rover pick up many pictures of fucking ass martian s fucking eachother in the ass

by mr.smarterass April 26, 2009

dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass April 1, 2009

jizz can

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!

example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"

by mr.smarterass April 26, 2009