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jizit

after a blow job the person giving the blow job swallows and waits for the digestion process to do its thing. the next day when the person shits the same person that recieved the blow job fucks them in the ass, resulting in the jizz going back on the dick.
ronnie game me the best blow job yesterday so i fucked him in the ass today to make it a jizit
by roldy23 April 10, 2011
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Jiztastic

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.
Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic
by Akkattakk April 30, 2010
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when your penis is out of control and semen is coming out in every direction
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jinit

One of Lord Vishnu's Avatar
He looks like Jinit
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Jiit

A person who is 4242424% an absolute beast. He has the strength to squelch any other powers existing. Messing with a jiit is like tying a noose around your neck. A jiit is all merciful and yet ruthless. A jiit is all qualities and none at the same time. Mispronounciation of his name will result in a quick to eternally long death by jiit himself (depending on how bad the mispronounciation). Many say jiit could beat God Himself in an arm wrestling match. In conclusion, jiit is God in a human's body.
Person 1: That guy just strangled John Cena with a single pinky!

Person 2: That's nothing! He once decimated 42 banana laborers with just a single breath. He's a total Jiit!
by Donyanator February 17, 2017
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Jizzterine Coctail

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.
by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010
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Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!
by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011
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