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jihadi bride

A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place
Have you seen Aisha at school? No, she ran off to Syria to be a Jihadi bride
jihadi bride by Musical Man April 10, 2017

Jihadistan 

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.
Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.
The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.

Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.
Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video

Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil
jihadil by $wervy December 5, 2013

JihadiJustin

Refer’s to Canada’s current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who is the only leader of the free world to welcome ISIS, Al Qaeda and any othe terrorists to their country with open arms.
Hey Wayne, why don’t we go to JihadiJustin’s house to watch the hockey game with him and his ISIS friends. I think it’ll be a blast.
JihadiJustin by TheZ0diac January 14, 2018

naughty jihadi 

when a man yells, "Allahu Akbar" as they cum then detonates himself before the last twitch of the tip. (Note: while not approved by the FDA, the naughty jihadi has been shown to be an affective form of birth control)
wow that naughty jihadi's going directly from fucking a goat to getting with 72 virgins, impressive.
naughty jihadi by MikeBroke June 6, 2018

Bahariterran Jihadist 

Bahariterran Jihadists blew up the masters and freed slaves in the USA's south.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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