jihadil

The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.

Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.

Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video

Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil

by $wervy December 5, 2013

jihadi bride

A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place

Have you seen Aisha at school? No, she ran off to Syria to be a Jihadi bride

by Musical Man April 10, 2017

Jihadistan

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.

Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 6, 2017

JihadiJustin

Refer’s to Canada’s current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who is the only leader of the free world to welcome ISIS, Al Qaeda and any othe terrorists to their country with open arms.

Hey Wayne, why don’t we go to JihadiJustin’s house to watch the hockey game with him and his ISIS friends. I think it’ll be a blast.

by TheZ0diac January 14, 2018

naughty jihadi

when a man yells, "Allahu Akbar" as they cum then detonates himself before the last twitch of the tip. (Note: while not approved by the FDA, the naughty jihadi has been shown to be an affective form of birth control)

wow that naughty jihadi's going directly from fucking a goat to getting with 72 virgins, impressive.

by MikeBroke June 6, 2018

Bahariterran Jihadist

A jihadi from Bahariterra.

Bahariterran Jihadists blew up the masters and freed slaves in the USA's south.

by Martyred for Allah ☝ June 3, 2022

Jihadist

1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.

2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.

3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.

4) A coward.

1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."

2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"

3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."

4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"

by Fuck Shit Piss August 30, 2007