MikeBroke's definitions

naughty jihadi

when a man yells, "Allahu Akbar" as they cum then detonates himself before the last twitch of the tip. (Note: while not approved by the FDA, the naughty jihadi has been shown to be an affective form of birth control)

wow that naughty jihadi's going directly from fucking a goat to getting with 72 virgins, impressive.

by MikeBroke June 6, 2018

Carrie's Cumback

When a girl squirts on her period leaving her partner standing there awkwardly drenched in blood

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period but then it turned into Carrie's Cumback and he didn't know what to say.

by MikeBroke June 6, 2018