jiduf
jiduf by buttthecooler October 15, 2020
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jidf
Jidf is an acronym for Jewish Internet Defense Force, an organization, whose job is to spread positive propaganda about Israel. Supporting Isreal on news forums, where they show their (fake) sympathy and support for Israel through comments, giving people an expression that the general public supports Israel. I think this is quite a stupid thing to do.
-hey bro, heard about the new Israeli-Iranian conflicts?
-YES YES, ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO ATTACK IRAN BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH BAD GUYS.
-but Israel also have nuked, wouldnt it be fair for Iran also to have some? I mean its not like they could use them,
-NO NO, IRAN IS NAZI WE HAVE TO BOMB THEM
- jidf detected...
-YES YES, ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO ATTACK IRAN BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH BAD GUYS.
-but Israel also have nuked, wouldnt it be fair for Iran also to have some? I mean its not like they could use them,
-NO NO, IRAN IS NAZI WE HAVE TO BOMB THEM
- jidf detected...
jisuforchristmas
@jisuforchristmas is a kpop stan account that helped create the christmas cult. they are very nice so go follow her!
jisuforchristmas by lia from itzy is so pretty December 21, 2020
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alien language
Wow did you really just ijhmef,i jidu.fs mgfdµ'ŋiulfmɓilufsmlu l sdfn dvbkusf bkufsdm l mæ9 sfjiluv ulnub f9uæ gjreæ iow jwæo jøiq cxjlhxc,jvb ilvfds jlfw js?! :0 that's incredible.
jisuforchristmas
jisuforchristmas by sungchansupremacy December 21, 2020
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