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A kind hearted big buff chocolate man who is laid back but will fuck you up if you get on his bad side. He Could steal your girl in a second but is too good of a man to do so. Turns up from time to time but is really more of a homebody, love the gym an music, he’s Athletic and talented in everything he attempts in life , there really is no limit to what a jiarre can achieve or accomplish. If you have a jiarre as your friend you have a great Ali an a powerful asset on your team.
Did you see that jiarre over there ? I need him in my life
jiarre by Krystal k November 23, 2021
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A humble man scorned from loving the right people at the wrong time. After the first time you meet him how could you not fall in love. He can hide his love so well but if one ever tells you 'i love you' don't ever, EVER, EVERRR let him go. He will show you all the things about you that you never thought were cool and will fuck you so well. Is such a perfect human but they don't even see how much love everyone has for them. They are strong, nurturing, kind, sweet, adventurous, loyal, fun, experimental, smart, dog-lovers, have the best hair, beautiful brown eyes, and with one touch can melt your heart and not wanna let him go. They have the best pets that will protect you if you're lucky enough for them to like you. Nothing in the whole wide world of your existence will ever compare to how wonderful of a life you would have with a Jarrett by your side. They join for the fun and stay for the love. Make sure you let go of all your insecurities because once you meet him they will all come to the surface for you to deal with. They are so forgiving so make sure you follow thru with being the best you can be for them.
girl: hey i started talking with Jarrett again...
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?
Jarrett by yoshi_bear October 22, 2020
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jiarre • jarred • jarrett • Jarret • Jarrettsville • jarren • jarrell • Jarre • jarrel • Jarreau

Jerome Jarre 

A really cute french guy that makes vines and spreads happiness all around the world through social media, interactions with strangers and through the jerhomies. He is always wearing a big smile and very often motivates people to be happy and love life.
I've just watched the new snapchat story from Jerome Jarre! It's hella rad, makes me wanna smile like crazy!
Jerome Jarre by ASurpriseParty July 14, 2014

Jarren Benton 

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
Jarren Benton by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013

Jarrett Sorko

A white comedian rapper from Canada.
Dude did you hear that new Jarrett Sorko song? I liked the part where he rapped.
Jarrett Sorko by P.Dank November 14, 2011
Jarrell is a guy that is so sweet, and passoniate. He is also a really hilarious person that would make you laugh, and make you happy. He also is a great artist and is into music. Jarrell is an independent, strong, intelligent, wonderful person. You would want him in your life, and also he try his hardest, and also sometimes dumb, but also very intlligent.
Dang that kid jarrell Is so sweet, and kind!
Jarrell by Jarrellyyybelly September 3, 2019

Pulling A Jarred 

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"
Pulling A Jarred by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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