jhesser

The prettiest and funniest dude ever. he’s obsessed with skating and playboi carti, his favorite colors are red and purple and he’s 5’2 with some attitude 😩😩 he has pretty hands and pretty eyes and his dimples are the cutest thing in the entire world. if u know a jhesser then ur one lucky mf.

“dude, do you know jhesser?”

“yeah! he’s the coolest ever!”

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jesser

A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!

Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?

by KKBIRD March 10, 2011

jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

by the masked avenger July 6, 2006

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.

they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

by simp for jesse January 3, 2021

jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.

TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's

by 2k YouTuber Definer May 30, 2017

Jesser

God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser

Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!

by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019

Jessers

A common/fun nickname for anyone who has a first name of Jess in it. It means fun, outgoing, crazy and good friend.

Can be nicknamed Jessers if your name is Jess, Jesse, Jessica, etc.

by Jess22 April 8, 2007