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jesseret 

Many descriptions can be used in order to describe the persona of this person. This person is relatively easy to get along with; as long as this person is approached first. A bright smile is often placed on this person's face, although it may be presented in the form of a smirk. Overall, I would recommend going out of your way to interact with this person because it is an interaction you won't soon forget.
"Who's that?"
" Oh the person that makes dad jokes and looks extremely tired? That's a Jesseret."
jesseret by TinyTina303 April 18, 2022
Words you can keep

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual 

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.
they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.
TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's

jesserel 

His a caring and a careless person at the same time. He can be really flirty and easy to fall for. His a really nice friend if you get in his good side, he dreams big and goes for what his dreams and goals are and doesn’t give up no matter what. His inspiring and a great human being even if he hurts people without his intentions to.
Jesserel likes to be a believer!
jesserel by King🤡 November 2, 2020

jesperetic delay 

the slight delay before an orgasm
<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol
jesperetic delay by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

Jesserene 

A sweet, shy girl but once you get to know her she is funny and awesome. She short but that won’t stop her from working it. She is one of those girls who always brings a lunchbox to school from Vera Bradly. In 1st period she is quite but in 2nd period she is wild and crazy. She LOVES gymnastics and she’s really good at it too. She replaces her “r” with a “w”. She is always wearing a hoodie and leggings.
Jesserene
Jesserene by Hithere_Helloperson February 4, 2020

jesperetic delay 

when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)
Man, that was executed with slight jesperetic delay.
jesperetic delay by Suitcase August 21, 2006
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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