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jesseret 

Many descriptions can be used in order to describe the persona of this person. This person is relatively easy to get along with; as long as this person is approached first. A bright smile is often placed on this person's face, although it may be presented in the form of a smirk. Overall, I would recommend going out of your way to interact with this person because it is an interaction you won't soon forget.
"Who's that?"
" Oh the person that makes dad jokes and looks extremely tired? That's a Jesseret."
jesseret by TinyTina303 April 18, 2022
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JESSERUTHERFORDsexual 

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.
they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.
TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's

jesserel 

His a caring and a careless person at the same time. He can be really flirty and easy to fall for. His a really nice friend if you get in his good side, he dreams big and goes for what his dreams and goals are and doesn’t give up no matter what. His inspiring and a great human being even if he hurts people without his intentions to.
Jesserel likes to be a believer!
jesserel by King🤡 November 2, 2020

jesperetic delay 

the slight delay before an orgasm
<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol
jesperetic delay by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

Jesserene 

A sweet, shy girl but once you get to know her she is funny and awesome. She short but that won’t stop her from working it. She is one of those girls who always brings a lunchbox to school from Vera Bradly. In 1st period she is quite but in 2nd period she is wild and crazy. She LOVES gymnastics and she’s really good at it too. She replaces her “r” with a “w”. She is always wearing a hoodie and leggings.
Jesserene
Jesserene by Hithere_Helloperson February 4, 2020

jesperetic delay 

when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)
Man, that was executed with slight jesperetic delay.
jesperetic delay by Suitcase August 21, 2006
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