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Jhaidon
jaidon
jaidon by Tmi friday June 27, 2016
Jaidon
Jaidon is the most amazing, caring, loving, funny, smart and sincere person in the world. Jaidon likes to play sports. When you see Jaidon in public, you instantly fall in love because he's that fucking hot. If you don't have a Jaidon then your life must suck. Jaidon is a person who loves all his friends, family and girlfriend. He can get a little hot headed once angered but is easy to calm down. He's good with the lady's and is always there if your going through a hard time. Jaidon is an incredible friend and partner who will care deeply for you and do whatever it takes to take care of you. He treats you as his princess and gives you his all. Jaidon is also extremely sexy and handsome; his body, his face and his hair are extremely hot. He makes you feel so good and safe. Jaidon is very trustful and truthful, he would never lie to you and they would never let you down.
Person1: who's that cutie?
Person2: oh him, his name is Jaidon, he's the most popular and cutest guy in school.
Person2: oh him, his name is Jaidon, he's the most popular and cutest guy in school.
Jaidon by oof.oof.lol December 17, 2018
Jaidon
Jaidon Is a Good Person And A Good Loyal Friend But Don’t Fuck With Anybody He Cares For But I You Do Just Automatically Make Sure You Casket Is Already Digged Jaidon Is A Person Who Got Hands For Days Jaidon Sometimes Can Be Loud But If He Yelling That Means He Cares Jaidon Is A Goofy Weird Ass Individual But The Other Side Isn’t Far Behind To Pop Out.
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