The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.
An immense or overloading, possibly even religious, feeling of hormonal reaction to an event or person. A play on words that connects holy war with an overwhelming urge.
1. "Every time we talk politics, you give me such a jihardon."
2. "I'm totally going to declare a jihardon on her."
Jardon is the most thiccest, hottest, person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She's so beautiful and an amazing friend. She loves everyone and loves tyler the creator. She plays xbox non stop and will fuc your man any time she wants lmfaoooooo.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.