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Jardon flu
The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
Jardon flu by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018
Hugh Jardon
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
Hugh Jardon by The Hunter May 28, 2004
Jihardon
An immense or overloading, possibly even religious, feeling of hormonal reaction to an event or person. A play on words that connects holy war with an overwhelming urge.
1. "Every time we talk politics, you give me such a jihardon."
2. "I'm totally going to declare a jihardon on her."
2. "I'm totally going to declare a jihardon on her."
Jihardon by Ziongeddon June 19, 2010
Jardon
Jardon by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
jardon
Jardon is the most thiccest, hottest, person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She's so beautiful and an amazing friend. She loves everyone and loves tyler the creator. She plays xbox non stop and will fuc your man any time she wants lmfaoooooo.
'Jardon Chromebook is the best person ever"
jardon by hellurhowudurin February 2, 2018
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