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Jezebelah 

Rude ass bitch who has no personality. She has an ugly ass friend who thinks she’s cool. No she’s not. They are both a bitch.
Did you see jezebelahs ugly ass friend
Jezebelah by BEAUTIFUL-BITCH October 3, 2018
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jezebelah 

Beautiful women that can get any man she wants and has the most prettiest best friend ever. She know simple math and has a big ass! Has a lot of friends and is always honest,trustful, and humble. Very smart and loves guacamole. Don't forget about her great style and SK.
Did you sea Jezebelah's outfit today?
jezebelah by Xo_hooope_xo July 19, 2018
A female who is seeking attention from and possibly plotting to use someone who is wealthy or otherwise desirable in order to gain status in society.

She is often beautiful and knows it, she uses her looks to her advantage to "lure in" her next victim.

She doesn't enjoy being out of the loop, she very much has to be the center of attention but also doesn't have many real friends because of how shallow she is.

She will do anything and will use anyone to get what she wants. She is interested in the people she's interested in purely as a status symbol and will toss them away and move on when they no longer satisfy what she wants.
"She's such a Jezebel"

"Look at her, flirting with the best dressed guy at the bar. What a Jezebel"

"She used to be my friend but she only wanted to be friends if I'd hook her up with my rich brother. Such a gold-digger Jezebel"
Jezebel by seriniti_1014 January 29, 2017

Jezebel Spirit 

Named after the wife of Ahab, this chief demon appears in the form of a woman. Known for its main role of erupting rebellion. It commands a combination a spirits that are a mix of everything including whoredom, lust, envy, trickery, seduction to even destruction and suicide to name a few. Often lumped together in the modern church as one entity, it should really be referred to as the "Jezebel Spirits". These spirits are subjects of great evil and calculated debauchery but, they shall all bow and submit to the name of Jesus. People often carry these spirits without knowing it.
A man or woman afflicted with intense evil desire might be influenced by a "Jezebel Spirit (s)."
Jezebel Spirit by dgkswagsniper February 27, 2022
1. Phoenician princess and queen of Israel as the wife of Ahab. According to the Bible, she encouraged idolatry and was ultimately killed by Jehu. 2. A woman who is regarded as evil and scheming.
Bernard: "I can't believe Paula misused her friends so that she could get a job - without thanking or paying us for all our work. After she promised us that she would." Errol: "What a jezebel!"
jezebel by Mr. DL November 19, 2013

clap havin' Jezebel 

My step mom is a clap havin' Jezebel!
clap havin' Jezebel by foxym December 28, 2008

Jezabela 

The girl whose not jezebel or jezabel, her name is always said wrong in class, she grows up being compared to a definition of a name thats not hers, name poems were always hard. She's overly caring and never wants any one to be upset, she keeps her feelings hidden because she thinks others are more important. People tell her shes beautiful but she doesn't believe it one bit, she lets people walk all over her, and then people get upset when she tries to stand up for herself. She's most likely the biggest people pleaser you'll ever meet. She should've been taught at a young age that its okay to have emotions and ask for something you want, and that it's okay to be upset sometimes. She feels the weight of the world is on her shoulders but she never breaks unless shes alone. She doesn't like attention but she wants it sometimes to feel special, but she'll never ask for it cause she doesn't want to be selfish. Shes very loyal, even if someone hurts her badly. She craves love so badly, but she doesn't think she deserves it. She beats herself down constantly, she stresses over everything, she's pretty much a mess. She doesn't like to talk much because what other people say are more important.
Man Jezabela is so quite in class I forgot she was even there.
Jezabela by Jezzyisarat October 25, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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