jewnani

Basically, the opposite of a landing strip. Shaved vagina down the middle, but long hasidic jew sideburns on the sides.

I went out with this girl from J-date, and when i finally got her home and got her pants off, i was amazed to see hasidic jew sideburns down there. That was some good jewnani.

by philthy rich March 16, 2008

jewnani

Jewish vagina.
Widely regarded as the "tightest" Vagina among females.

"Damn, that bitches jewnani was tighter than a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel!!"

by Sho'Nuff May 16, 2007

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

jewnanigans

Jewish shenanigans,

Usuary, brisket, a game of guess who, circumsision etc.

Those Jews and their Jewnanigans.

by cooljonesey August 13, 2018

Jewnadian

Noun: One who is born of one Jewish parent and one Canadian parent. Often found to be stingy with beer.

Mark is a total Jewnadian for certain. He has an igloo full of beer yet claimed he had none to spare.

by selmore May 21, 2010

jewnami

A huge influx or increase in the amount of jewishness (see: jewed) in a particular area.

"Oh man are you serious? This whole strip mall raised their prices by 25%! It must've been hit by a jewnami."

by Matt Marshall September 23, 2005

Jewnan

a Jewnan is a plump Irish man who is roommates with a jew in Southie

I heard there's a Jewnan living right next door to the L Street Tavern.

by Daniel Gill February 23, 2005