jewnami

A huge influx or increase in the amount of jewishness (see: jewed) in a particular area.

"Oh man are you serious? This whole strip mall raised their prices by 25%! It must've been hit by a jewnami."

by Matt Marshall September 23, 2005

Jewnami

An appropriate name given to a strong, good-looking man of Jewish backround.

"Damn, he swept that girl off her feet like a Jewnami!"

by Original Polish Gangster January 19, 2005

jewnanigans

Jewish shenanigans,

Usuary, brisket, a game of guess who, circumsision etc.

Those Jews and their Jewnanigans.

by cooljonesey August 13, 2018

Jewnadian

Noun: One who is born of one Jewish parent and one Canadian parent. Often found to be stingy with beer.

Mark is a total Jewnadian for certain. He has an igloo full of beer yet claimed he had none to spare.

by selmore May 21, 2010

jewnani

Basically, the opposite of a landing strip. Shaved vagina down the middle, but long hasidic jew sideburns on the sides.

I went out with this girl from J-date, and when i finally got her home and got her pants off, i was amazed to see hasidic jew sideburns down there. That was some good jewnani.

by philthy rich March 16, 2008

Jewnomics

often referring to the jewsence of an individual who is frugal and prefers saving over spending.

I really need to start practicing jewnomics so that I can finally have money to buy a house.

by greenspeed November 1, 2011

Jewnazi

A guy who is of german decent but so fucking cheap he acts like he's Jewish.

That fucking Carl is so fucking cheap. If I did not know he was German, I would think he was a Jew. I guess that makes him a combo, Jewnazi.

by bullkiller September 9, 2009