Definitions by cooljonesey

The old foreign waddle

Shuffling around a bathroom you've never been in before in a squatted position (post defacation) to look for toilet roll.

I stayed at this birds house the other night, curled one out in the morning, then couldn't find any shit tickets. Ended up doing the old foreign waddle round her bathroom, made a right mess of me cheeks.

The old foreign waddle by cooljonesey May 13, 2026

jewnanigans 

Jewish shenanigans,

Usuary, brisket, a game of guess who, circumsision etc.

Those Jews and their Jewnanigans.

jewnanigans by cooljonesey August 13, 2018

international roast 

Slang term for having a gangbang with a group of ethnic minorities.

Joe: Hey man, did i tell you i went to an international roast the other night.
Dave: No way man,
Joe: Yeah there was Winston, Alfonso, Mohammed, Ximena and the dude from the chinese takeaway.
Dave: Awesome!

international roast by cooljonesey November 23, 2016

top of the ferris wheel

To bring a lady to orgasm through use of the fingers.

Omg mate I went to the fair last week with Nancy and I took her to the top of the Ferris wheel at the top of the Ferris wheel.

top of the ferris wheel by cooljonesey November 2, 2015