jewfus  

1.(noun) A Jewish-looking doofus.
2.(noun) A doofus with an extremely large nose.

"Marty stopped by my cubicle this afternoon. Corporate should move that jewfus from mergers to accounting. I bet his shylock nose can smell a dime from a mile away."

jewfus by mr.eeves December 13, 2007

Jewfused 

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.

I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.

Jewfused by A commonly jewfused person January 12, 2009

jewbush

A girl with a bush that is as big as a jewish man's hair.

Wow!! Kristen has a HUGE jewbush!!! You can see it through her underwear!!!

jewbush by ShadowXaiaNightWolf January 13, 2010

Jewsus Piece 

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai

Gold, Platinum or Silver Star of David, Chai or Chamsa is known as a Jewsus Piece

Jewsus Piece by Pizzy123 October 7, 2010

Jewussy

Jewish pussy

damn that Jewussy is wet

Jewussy by ASH_Grinch February 20, 2023

jewsus 

I think the most logical explanation for "Jewsus" is Jesus, as we know him today, before he went Christian. I mean, "Jew" for Jewish, and "Jesus" for "Sus". With me?

"I wonder what Jesus was called when he was still Jewish..."
"I know! Jewsus!!!"
"That's quite comical."

jewsus by at the right word in the right place at the right time May 3, 2006

Jewrush 

noun: jewrush; to steal, take or procure without consent; hastily, sneakily, deceitfully, and without detection.

Scott: Oh no, Nick jewrushed my brownies!!
Adam: GHAASP!!

Jewrush by Gentlemen and Scholars September 20, 2013