jewfus

1.(noun) A Jewish-looking doofus.
2.(noun) A doofus with an extremely large nose.

"Marty stopped by my cubicle this afternoon. Corporate should move that jewfus from mergers to accounting. I bet his shylock nose can smell a dime from a mile away."

by mr.eeves December 13, 2007

Jewfused

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.

I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.

by A commonly jewfused person January 12, 2009

jewfu

A Jewish waifu. Has its origin in certain alt right communities such as 4chan where Jewish women are sometimes seen as desirable. Kind of ironic isn't it?

Awe man, how can I find myself a qt3.14 jewfu to take care of me.

by Anon290721 April 29, 2023