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1.(noun) A Jewish-looking doofus.
2.(noun) A doofus with an extremely large nose.

"Marty stopped by my cubicle this afternoon. Corporate should move that jewfus from mergers to accounting. I bet his shylock nose can smell a dime from a mile away."

jewfus by mr.eeves December 13, 2007

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Jewfused

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.

I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.

Jewfused by A commonly jewfused person January 12, 2009

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jewbush

A girl with a bush that is as big as a jewish man's hair.

Wow!! Kristen has a HUGE jewbush!!! You can see it through her underwear!!!

jewbush by ShadowXaiaNightWolf January 13, 2010

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Jewsus Piece

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai

Gold, Platinum or Silver Star of David, Chai or Chamsa is known as a Jewsus Piece

Jewsus Piece by Pizzy123 October 7, 2010

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Jewussy

Jewish pussy

damn that Jewussy is wet

Jewussy by ASH_Grinch February 20, 2023

jewsus

I think the most logical explanation for "Jewsus" is Jesus, as we know him today, before he went Christian. I mean, "Jew" for Jewish, and "Jesus" for "Sus". With me?

"I wonder what Jesus was called when he was still Jewish..."
"I know! Jewsus!!!"
"That's quite comical."

jewsus by at the right word in the right place at the right time May 3, 2006

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Jewrush

noun: jewrush; to steal, take or procure without consent; hastily, sneakily, deceitfully, and without detection.

Scott: Oh no, Nick jewrushed my brownies!!
Adam: GHAASP!!

Jewrush by Gentlemen and Scholars September 20, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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