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Jewfused 

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.
I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.
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damn that Jewussy is wet
Jewussy by ASH_Grinch February 20, 2023
Julian’s tight little jewdussy was quivering.
jewdussy by BigB00tyBaller November 5, 2022
1.(noun) A Jewish-looking doofus.
2.(noun) A doofus with an extremely large nose.
"Marty stopped by my cubicle this afternoon. Corporate should move that jewfus from mergers to accounting. I bet his shylock nose can smell a dime from a mile away."
jewfus by mr.eeves December 13, 2007
A jewpuss is a women whom will not give you any booty. Or if your women wont give you any booty, she is jewpussing you. Lack of effort on the females part to give you some booty.
When Sally told Bob she didnt want to because she had a headache, Bob mumbled "jewpuss" under his breath.
Jewpuss by Don J August 8, 2007

jewpussy 

One who is both a jew with a shit ton of money and one is a pussy
Tits: Mr. Kacavish kept showing us his money but when i threatened he backed off
Liam: man hes such a jewpussy
jewpussy by Zachary Alisauskas December 23, 2007
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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