e-jection 

n. when you get dumped during an online relationship.

1)I'm not ready for online dating; I can't handle e-jection.

2)I asked Mary out on AIM last night and she totally e-jected me.

e-jection by dull November 20, 2006

double heel ejection 

The event resulting when a skier blows out of both ski bindings at the heel pieces in a forward fall.

Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.

The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.

double heel ejection by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010

ejection seat 

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.

ejection seat by Pacos November 1, 2005

Double Ejection 

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?

Double Ejection by Cameron March 30, 2004

Erection Ejection 

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

Erection Ejection by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

Coronal Mass Ejection 

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.

Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

Coronal Mass Ejection by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015

side door ejection 

While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.

Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?

Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!

side door ejection by Global friends August 31, 2018