by Sneezor May 8, 2019
Get the Jacation mug.When you take time off of work, days, sometimes weeks, specifically for the purpose of sitting around jacking off.
I just paid for a subscription to this awesome porn site, and invested in a shit load of lotion and napkins. Now all I need to do is ask my boss for some time off so I can take a relaxing jacation.
by BigLerk November 30, 2013
Get the jacation mug.A combination of the name Jack and the word Action; used mainly when describing the extremely violent, but also fucking awesome actions of Jack Bauer from the television program “24”. It is also acceptable for use when referencing Jack Shephard from ABC’S “Lost”, because he is also disgustingly bad ass.
Example 1
Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?
Frank: Yes in fact I did.
Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.
Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.
Example 2
Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.
Eli: No actually I missed it.
Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.
Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.
Phil: Precisely.
Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?
Frank: Yes in fact I did.
Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.
Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.
Example 2
Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.
Eli: No actually I missed it.
Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.
Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.
Phil: Precisely.
by blandick February 23, 2009
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Get the jalations mug.Doctor: Well, Steve, the tests came back and we can confirm that you’re just cumming pure milk, a phenomenon called jactation.
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Get the Jactation mug.by Partylaps September 28, 2020
Get the jaycation mug.I only have 6 weeks of vacation left, therefore I am going to go the freedom rally so I can get a jaycation.
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