Jacation

Jacation - Serving time in jail.

Francisco is on a three month jacation and should be home in about two weeks.

by Sneezor May 8, 2019

jacation

When you take time off of work, days, sometimes weeks, specifically for the purpose of sitting around jacking off.

I just paid for a subscription to this awesome porn site, and invested in a shit load of lotion and napkins. Now all I need to do is ask my boss for some time off so I can take a relaxing jacation.

by BigLerk November 30, 2013

Jacktion

A combination of the name Jack and the word Action; used mainly when describing the extremely violent, but also fucking awesome actions of Jack Bauer from the television program “24”. It is also acceptable for use when referencing Jack Shephard from ABC’S “Lost”, because he is also disgustingly bad ass.

Example 1

Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?

Frank: Yes in fact I did.

Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.

Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.


Example 2

Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.

Eli: No actually I missed it.

Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.

Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.

Phil: Precisely.

by blandick February 23, 2009

jalations

slang for congratulations

*you can jalate (congratulate someone)

person 1: yo man, jalations on getting that promotion!
person 2: thanks for jalating me!

by jademeusy June 7, 2019

Jactation

The art of cumming pure milk

Doctor: Well, Steve, the tests came back and we can confirm that you’re just cumming pure milk, a phenomenon called jactation.

by rizzoceros June 2, 2019

jaycation

A vacation with your boys in search of a decent set of ethics and moral values

Brandon stop thinking about your ex and enjoy this jaycation

by Partylaps September 28, 2020

Jaycation

Going out of your way to catch covid for the sweet sweet sick days.

I only have 6 weeks of vacation left, therefore I am going to go the freedom rally so I can get a jaycation.

by Whatru9 July 17, 2022