jewbrid 

A person who is half Jewish genetically or religiously from there one of their parents. Jewbrids have all the perks of being Jewish and little to none of their bad attribute
Perks: Getting a bar mitzvah, being good with money, not have such a big nose (Unless other parent does), being able to eat pork and shellfish, able to enter christian churches and buildings, being cooler than the average Jew, and being able to join other religions.

Drake is a jewbrid due to his mother being Jewish.

jewbrid by AACID202 September 6, 2014

Jetbridging

Jet-bridging or Jet bridging, is the action of boarding a Long Haul Aircraft and keeping the passengers at the Jet bridge for a while until the Purser and Captain are ready for " real boarding".

This a rather inventive act, created by some Airline Supervisors in Dusseldorf international airport and it consists on starting the boarding process before the crew has given the “ok” for boarding.

The jet bridge is therefore used as a holding point to hold all Passengers and start the long boarding of 300 Passengers in the system.

With this method, the flights can be closed on time and station performance and on time performance increases exponentially.

Some interesting data:

B767 -209 Passengers

Record Time between commencing of the boarding process and flight closed / off blocks - 15min.

Captain: I guess we are running late today. What can be done to expedite the boarding process.

AA Supervisor: Let’s do some Jetbridging / Jet bridging
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Station ISC: one more day on time and we have the best on time performance in Europe.

Supervisor: Lets Jet bridge it!

Jetbridging by SKYWALKER AA December 20, 2018

Jewbris 

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

Jewbris by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

Jewbris 

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

Jewbris by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

Jewbris 

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

Jewbris by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

Jewbird 

Referring to a stupid old lady.

Good God that teacher of ours is a total jewbird.

Jewbird by Gossman666 April 23, 2007

Jewbris 

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

Jewbris by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010