jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 16, 2005

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 06, 2005

jew-bag

A kid no one likes who is selfish and rich.

That kid is such a jew-bag.

by Jose Pardo March 31, 2005

Jew Bag

A praise given to a Jew after he/she does something awesome,holy, or sacred.

Ben you are a Jew Bag! Here, let me buy you Night Owl Cookies tonight:)

by SugarShot April 29, 2009

jew bag

A velvet bag that holds Jewish items for prayer like a yarmulke (skull cap), tallis (prayer shawl), etc.

Your jew bag holds alot of stuff.

by light'nin March 21, 2008

jew bag

an insult sometimes meant for sum1 of the jewish faith but also used to insult other people

guy1: dude ur a homo

guy2: shut up jewbag

by monte08 August 29, 2005

jew bag

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

by mikeisreallygay May 31, 2006