1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!
2.)a.
Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"
Bob: "Shut up,
Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."
b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"
Sid: "Quit being a
fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."