Definitions by Vercingetorix

hambulatory

Similar to ambulatory but dissimilar in the fact that the person in question cannot even move due to obesity (i.e. too much ham)

Man, that fat girl in the roundabout is totally hambulatory!

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A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.