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jesus stick 

Jesus Stick. noun. Slang name for you old fella/one eye trouser snake/pork sergeant/penis.
Hey love, do you wanna go for a ride on my jesus stick.
jesus stick by Kiwi_Tristan August 25, 2005
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jesus stick 

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?
jesus stick by cattle graze April 6, 2019

jesus on a stick 

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
jesus on a stick by Eric August 15, 2003

Holy Jesus on a Stick 

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

Jesus on a stick 

a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street
Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good

jesus on a stick day 

food friday (when jesus died)
happy jesus on a stick day!

jesus on a stick 

my answer to every question i am asked by an adult
person: whats your name
me: jesus on a stick
jesus on a stick by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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