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These are one of the most important people you will ever meet in your life. They are hardworking but lazy at the same time. If they see something they want they will do anything in their power to make sure they get it. Your lucky to have ever known or met a Jessier in your life they're valuable people keep them in your life forever.
Look at him he's so Jessier right now.
jessier by clovds55 July 6, 2022
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jessie paege

The most wonderful human ever. She makes YouTube videos about Ratatouille and equality.
I Stan Jessie Paege *slams hand on table*

Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.
Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?
Jessie Godderz by shalers. December 14, 2009

Jessielyn 

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!
She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!
Jessielyn by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

Kensie Jessie 

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut
kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya
Kensie Jessie by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017

jessie paege

An Internet father, who talks about mental illnesses while being the worlds cutest person alive. A fan of stranger things, p!atd, FOB, dogs, electric guitars, and Thomas Sanders
Someone; who’s Jessie Paege

Me; only the best youtuber to ever exist
jessie paege by Taylor Ashuk May 18, 2018
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