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Jesseme is a very good looking, handsome, intelligent, athletic and is liked by many but has trust issues other than that he is a perfect human being and is very kind and is very good at football, some compare him to others like Christiano Ronaldo and Messi.

Girl 1 : I wish i had a jesseme in my life.
Girl 2 : I wish the same thing.
Girl 3: Jesseme is the best thing life has to offer.

jesseme by Jesseme November 19, 2023

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Jesseness

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.

"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"

Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005

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Jesseness

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.

Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".

Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005

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Jesseelizabeth

Jesse and Elizabeth have a long history together and are a couple that is absolutely perfect for each other. They are and will be together until for ever ends.

Their love was so perfect and forever that the word Jesseelizabeth is now used to tell someone how much you love and care about them.

Guy: I love you so much girl.
Girl: I love you so much that I Jesseelizabeth you.

Guy: Forever?
Girl: and ever and ever!

Jesseelizabeth by iloveyouhun121212 February 3, 2010

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jessemaroorox

Tweaker. And a gamer. And a tweaker. And a gamer.

Damn that jessemaroorox is pretty tweaker.

Yeah.

jessemaroorox by mrgenetor November 20, 2020

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Jessee

Someone to whom everyone aspires
A very, very cool person
Sometimes Jessees have been known to act like gooses, or in some rare cases silly gooses

Keith: Dude, have you seen my friend Jessee?
Dave: No, why man?
Keith: Oh no reason, she's just really cool.. that's all.

Jessee by sillygoosery January 22, 2009

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jesserel

His a caring and a careless person at the same time. He can be really flirty and easy to fall for. His a really nice friend if you get in his good side, he dreams big and goes for what his dreams and goals are and doesn’t give up no matter what. His inspiring and a great human being even if he hurts people without his intentions to.

Jesserel likes to be a believer!

jesserel by King🤡 November 2, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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