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Jesseme is a very good looking, handsome, intelligent, athletic and is liked by many but has trust issues other than that he is a perfect human being and is very kind and is very good at football, some compare him to others like Christiano Ronaldo and Messi.
Girl 1 : I wish i had a jesseme in my life.
Girl 2 : I wish the same thing.
Girl 3: Jesseme is the best thing life has to offer.
jesseme by Jesseme November 19, 2023
Words you can keep

Jesseness 

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"
Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005

Jesseness 

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005

Jesseelizabeth 

Jesse and Elizabeth have a long history together and are a couple that is absolutely perfect for each other. They are and will be together until for ever ends.

Their love was so perfect and forever that the word Jesseelizabeth is now used to tell someone how much you love and care about them.
Guy: I love you so much girl.
Girl: I love you so much that I Jesseelizabeth you.

Guy: Forever?
Girl: and ever and ever!
Jesseelizabeth by iloveyouhun121212 February 3, 2010

jessemaroorox 

Tweaker. And a gamer. And a tweaker. And a gamer.
Damn that jessemaroorox is pretty tweaker.

Yeah.
jessemaroorox by mrgenetor November 20, 2020
Someone to whom everyone aspires
A very, very cool person
Sometimes Jessees have been known to act like gooses, or in some rare cases silly gooses
Keith: Dude, have you seen my friend Jessee?
Dave: No, why man?
Keith: Oh no reason, she's just really cool.. that's all.
Jessee by sillygoosery January 22, 2009

jesserel 

His a caring and a careless person at the same time. He can be really flirty and easy to fall for. His a really nice friend if you get in his good side, he dreams big and goes for what his dreams and goals are and doesn’t give up no matter what. His inspiring and a great human being even if he hurts people without his intentions to.
Jesserel likes to be a believer!
jesserel by King🤔 November 2, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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