Jesseness
It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005
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Jesseness
n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005
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Uncle-Jesseness
The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
Uncle-Jesseness by DannyKRage May 16, 2012
Jesusness
To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.
Akin to Jesus.
Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Akin to Jesus.
Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.
They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.
Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.
Pirating is Jesusness.
Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!
That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.
Miscellaneous:
Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!
Jim: It's Jesusness.
Bob: It's the same thing.
Jim: True dat.
Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.
Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.
They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.
Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.
Pirating is Jesusness.
Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!
That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.
Miscellaneous:
Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!
Jim: It's Jesusness.
Bob: It's the same thing.
Jim: True dat.
Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.
Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
jessiewessiebooboopie
jessie wessie boo boo pie is a very nice person and one of my best friends. they like to make very nice and quirky edits of zoey laverne and their @ is adorespemb and they like to #SLAALLDAY #MYSLA4LYFER
jessiewessiebooboopie by aeqween December 31, 2021
jesuness
The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.
jesuness by PilotMikeTX October 14, 2006
Jesusness
Jesusness by Dana Kanto April 14, 2008
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