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JesseBear 

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Although originally the main character for a cardboard children's book written decades back, the name still applies to any modern Jesse, becuase every Jesse has deep down urges to growl or bark in response to normal human communication, plus they are obsessed with honeypots (toilets) and will clog urs if you dont lock the door before they come
*RRROR* scrapescrapescrape
"No, Jessebear, you can't come in because last time you hibernated on my ipad."
JesseBear by swankmasta.6000 October 23, 2013
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JereBear

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A little Asian bear that one would love to snuggle up with.
Oh, my JereBear is so cute and cuddly, I just ADORE him!
JereBear by Goshers January 19, 2010

jessemaroorox 

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Tweaker. And a gamer. And a tweaker. And a gamer.
Damn that jessemaroorox is pretty tweaker.

Yeah.
jessemaroorox by mrgenetor November 20, 2020

JereBear

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Something many claim to be but unfortunately are unable to follow through with the code of the JereBear.

The JereBear code.
1. You respect women. No exceptions unless that bitch cheats on you!
2. Spread love like it was going out of style (mainly to women)
3. No homosexuals can be JereBears. Sorry but that's life
4. Always treat a woman like she was your woman. That way if you're available she will know that you are the shit and all other guys are just turd shits.
5. JereBears don't cheat. Straight up
6. "Bros before hoes" applies to all JereBears unless it's your woman
7. You are not a bitch and will not take shit from a woman even one you have a high level of respect for
8. Don't cheat on your woman especially if she's amazing.
9. Don't cheat on your woman even if she is cheating on you.
10. Cheating is not tolerated by a JereBear. You must immediately break off the relationship if she cheats. Both offenders are at fault. ONE EXCEPTION is if it was completely forced at which point you will gather all strength and will power, hook up with some friends, and beat the living shit out of the dude who messed with your woman.
11. Your name MUST BE JEREMY!!!!
That guy is so smooth with the ladies. He must be a JereBear
JereBear by The1ThatOwnz April 26, 2011

Jessabean

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A jessabean is a sweet innocent cinnamon bun. She is a nice bean. She is iconic as hell and her accent is fucking everything. She is a qwueen. * snaps twice* yaas
Person 1: oh my god a jessabean

Person 2: A CINNAMON BUN!
Jessabean by Rosiethehosie January 9, 2020

Jessefer 

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Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band
Why did you kill jessefer?
Jessefer by Ryan Goat cheese March 16, 2007

a dirty jessebelle 

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jessebelle was a person from de bible who was a dirty bitch!!
ya dirty jessebelle!!!
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