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jasmita
Literally the most beautiful girl ever. Her name means "flower" because she is a pretty flower. Her personality is unmatched, and her unique behaviours and humour makes her stand out from a crowd, although in a real crowd she will get lost, as she is very short. If you have her, better keep her, bc she is something special that you NEVER want to leave in your life. She also loves cats and has a bit of a pottymouth, but she is the best.
Guy: "Bro have you seen Jasmita, I WISH i could have her, im so jealous of her boyfriend"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro hes so lucky to have her"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro hes so lucky to have her"
jasmita by muffinsOwner July 6, 2021
jesita
She’s really funny and usually Asian. She tends to have a low self esteem and isn’t the smartest but smart. She likes to always be included but isn’t one to do things just for attention. She’s cute and loyal most of the time. Sometimes she isn’t as trustworthy as she usually is but you can’t stay mad with her for long.
jesita by NinjaKitten12 January 16, 2018
Jesmiah
He is a handsome Latino that doesn’t really care about girls and relationships. But he is open-minded to having one. He’s not as fine as Lem from planet 51 so don’t think he’s that cute.
Jesmiah by Lemisfineeeerthanyourman March 5, 2019
Jesmina
A special girl with a special name , who is horny 24/7 but serios too , she's funny and cute. She's really smart and usualy all the boys want to fuck her . People call her Jasmina.
Jesmina by Jasminaalmao November 21, 2021
Jesmia
Jesmia is a girl who is nice when you first meet them, but are chaotic and really fun to be around. They don't like being bossed around, and stand up for what they believe is right. Once you get to know them they are an amazing person to trust, a shoulder you can lean on. They give the best advice and have been through almost all.
Jesmia by t0xic_b3sti3 November 23, 2021
jesmica
Jesmica is someone who loves and cares for their loved one but doesn't show it. She's fragile but strong. She never gives up on someone. She is the kind of person who loves to watch her loved one and just appreciate their existence. She hates the world but appreciates her loved ones. She is sometimes lonely but she doesn't let others know that. She is someone special who was sent by God. She is the most beautiful soul ever.
"Jesmica is the love of my life!"
jesmica by ch4rl1eeee November 22, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.