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Jerkoff Elbow
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009
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jerkoffagus
A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.
Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.
jerkoffagus by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016
jerkoff monkey
jerkoff monkey by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008
jerkoff-mobile
A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
jerkoff-mobile by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007
Elimination Jerkoff
When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
Elimination Jerkoff by mark86 May 30, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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