jerkin' the gerkin'
jerkin' the gerkin' by big al December 10, 2003
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jerkin the gerkin
jerkin the gerkin by matt October 28, 2003
jerkin the gerkin
jerkin the gerkin by Braveheart January 9, 2004
Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011
jerkin the gherkin
A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004
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