jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

jerkin' the gerkin' by big al December 10, 2003

jerkin the gerkin 

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

jerkin the gerkin by matt October 28, 2003

jerkin the gerkin 

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

jerkin the gerkin by Braveheart January 9, 2004

jerkin the gerkin 

Slang For [Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

jerkin the gerkin by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin 

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004

jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004