She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)
A jeebraan is a person who likes to kick people in specific places. You will not have the balls to face the presence of such a bachara. Jeebraans like eating brown ferreros
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.