jeresy 

Jersey is one of the best friends anyone could ask for, their amazing and very kind their so sweet. Their someone you’d have a crush on but you’d be too late because they’d have a partner too late, and GOD their attractive holy hell.

Boy: how do you even have a crush on them

Girl: so fucking hot holy hell I love jeresy

jeresy by Bestie 👹😍 June 15, 2021

New Jeresy Turnpike 

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.

Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

New Jeresy Turnpike by subwayeatfresh09 December 5, 2009

New Jeresy 

A town in Texas

''I used to live in New JERESY!''

New Jeresy by BoomGun January 22, 2021

Old Man Jeremy 

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.

Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!

Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021

Jeremyism 

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.

I am part of the Jeremyism religion.

Jeremyism by JustAni August 27, 2020

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

Jeremyism 

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.

Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!

Jeremyism by AJ Moore August 31, 2020