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New Jeresy Turnpike 

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.
Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

New Jeresy 

A town in Texas
New Jeresy by BoomGun January 22, 2021

Old Man Jeremy 

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021

Jeremyism 

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.
I am part of the Jeremyism religion.
Jeremyism by JustAni August 27, 2020

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

Jeremyism 

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.
Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!
Jeremyism by AJ Moore August 31, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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